Ford Ranger

A show pony 4wd Ute. Made to look like its the toughest Ute out there. In reality a matchbox car is stronger and more reliable not to mention cheaper. It’s ability to 4wd, climb rock walls and perform like a true 4wd is non existent.

A true 4wd such as a Nissan Navara is able to climb a rock wall not like a Ford Ranger!

by Haha_medowie_game November 8, 2018

Ford Explorer

One of the crappiest vehicles known to man. You can always rely on it to break down though!

My ford explorer is a piece of shit!!

by Jadapooface August 11, 2008

FORD

A company that, like GM, used to build shit cars... but they have improved a lot recently. It has always built decent trucks, though. Chevy always seems to be one step ahead, though, because GM has more money, and a larger infrastructure, than most modern countries.

My dad's old Colony Park wagon, which was built by Ford, was a piece of shit. However, my mother's new Taurus is a pretty good car.

Ford is going to get rid of the Taurus, and replace it with a re-badge Mazda 6 variant called the "Ford Futura"? What the fuck is that shit? Why don't they just re-name the Crown Victoria the "Ford Galaxie", or re-badge a Mazda Protege and call it the "Ford Falcon"?

by 5th Column May 10, 2003

flardladl

1.) Something undescribable

You:Hey, i made you a present for your birthday!

Other: Wow, thanks, what is it?

You: Well ... it's a ... flardladl

by Gino April 3, 2004

Ford

Quite possibly the worst vehicle manufacturer ever to hit the market. Consequences of buying one of these vehicles include: Faggotry, driveshaft problems, raccoons in your basement, electrical failures, obamacare, bad gas mileage, immigrants, 9/11, cheap interior plastics, cracked engine blocks, racism, Nazism, niggers, moldy cheese, bukkake on your mom's laptop, life in the suburbs, life in prison, watts riots, short powertrain warranty, cracked dash, oil spills and flammable semen. By purchasing one of these vehicles you are automatically signing a contract with Stalin, George W. Bush, Al-Qaeda, Mao, and the Disney channel saying that you're a jew and you hate ice cream and puppies.

I got about ten feet from the Ford dealership before my powertrain warranty expired and my engine exploded.

by incarcerator February 11, 2014

Betty Ford

2oz. Vodka.
4 oz. Tampico Island Punch
Ice

I got pissed on Betty Fords.

by Jinx1338 August 1, 2011

fardo

person you has the curious and arguably anti-social habit of falling asleep in the middle of the floor in casual meetings and/or parties. The ingestion of alcohol is not always an explanation to that sudden hybernation. The people around, if they don't try to do some frat-boy prank like pissing on the corpse, usually cover him or her with a blanket to prevent a flu. This benevolent action gives the dude or chick the look of a wrapped mummy ('fardo' in spanish).

Frat boy: That fardo is totally blocking the dance floor, let's pee on him and maybe he'll move.

by Random Boy August 12, 2005