dyke flu

A flu worse than man flu that dykes get
I have dyke flu but I dont winge about it much like when men have man flu.
by Mindesten September 15, 2020
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shwag flu

Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.
I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.
by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew April 14, 2018
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Dooty flu

I got the dooty flu from eating her butt!
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Bitch ass flu

Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally
Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu
by The_General234 August 16, 2019
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brown jug flu

When you drink way to much and get sick that night and feel like crap in the morning or through the day
I have the Brown jug flu today guys . I drank WAY to much last night
by Lizzie4136 February 25, 2018
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CIADA Flu

(Coworker Is A Dumb A$$) CIADA flu

CIADA flu (noun) – A pain that starts in your head and takes over the body slowly. Most likely caused my excessive exposure of an annoying voice from a/multiple clueless coworker(s) who are currently ill with diarrhea of the mouth.

Symptoms include: headache, pain in jaw (typically due to mouth hanging open or grinding of teeth), squinting eyes, fever (due to severe mental irritation), cramped fingers (after excessive emailing of coworkers with similar symptoms).

Treatment includes:
•Cutting phone lines so voices aren’t necessary.

• Threats of severe snow storms (so annoying coworker gets scared and leaves early)

•Whispering (so one-upping coworker cannot join in conversation and make your symptoms worse by shorting you on lunch money.)

If treatments do not work, please seek professional medical assistance immediately.
Cindy and Sue's diarrhea of the mouth has made me sick with the CIADA flu.
by LittleRedCobra February 11, 2010
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New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 10, 2019
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