Laudy Flu

A unique strain of COVID-19 that is localized within the ft. Lauderdale region. Symptoms include: reserving a table everywhere you go, with no visible health issues such as a cough or a fever.

VIP Hostess: I really hope that guy with glasses with a beard comes in this weekend

Hostess 2: why?
VIP: Hostess: he pays my bills because he's got the Laudy flu

by Dr Yeezy March 13, 2021

aguado flu

Terrible explosion of diarrhea and puke that continues until you are too weak to wish for death’s sweet release.

I can not get the Aguado flu right now!
The Aguado flu had me coming out of both ends!

by Neffajawea April 16, 2021

Flu Flammer

Follow-up phrase used to end a mighty roast.

You smell like hot dog water, flu flammered!

by LiveNowDieLater July 19, 2022

Flu Tire

A typo for "picture"; An ailed car part.

Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.

by asajfkl June 28, 2022

freshman flu

A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.

A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”

by That dude steve November 2, 2022

Florence Flu

A hangover or stomach bug that is so violent it causes a person to shit and puke at the same time. Inspired by a friend who was so hungover in Florence that she was sitting on the toilet shitting while puking into the bidet.

The kids had a stomach but but when they gave it to me it was the Florence Flu.

by florenceflu November 3, 2022

flus

it`s a norwegian slang for money

brur jeg er stacked med flus

by yo local pedo November 16, 2022