Fish Squish

Female version of a teabagging where the girl squats down and jams her naked vagina on someone's ususpecting face.

Joe was passed when Allison decided to Fish Squish him in front of all her friends.

by Road-Runner May 21, 2017

craigslist fishing

creating a fake craigslist personals post asking to meet someone at a bar. the person responding to the post is required to wear an article of clothing designated by the poster to distinguish themselves. once at the bar, do a shot for every person who walks in wearing said article of clothing and aimlessly looking to hook up with their phantom partner.

I went craigslist fishing this weekend. It was extremely creepy, but I got really fucking drunk.

by Crazy8ss December 31, 2009

Killer Fish

Killer Fish from San Diego! I don't know what I am but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish.

Hello, I'll be you're killer fish for the evening.

by expand.dong September 24, 2021

mouse fishing

It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.

Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.

by President Warren G. Harding September 26, 2012

Fish fried

When someone you meet on a dating app says they are fit and active and shows you skinny pics. When you meet them they turn out to be fat (cat fished).

If you date them anyway and they make your life a living hell and 6 months later you look in the mirror and realized they made you fat too, then my friend, you have just been "Fish Fried"

That fat lying bitch just Fish Fried me.

by Capt'nObvious August 23, 2017

hooker-fish

A hooker that smells like fish...which is pretty much every single one!

person 1: what's that smell?

person 2: That's just that hooker-fish over there

person 1: yupp that's the smell

by Swirlzzzzzz January 22, 2010

Like Fishing

Posting a Facebook status solely for the reason of obtaining as many likes as possible.

Ninety-Nine percent of non-celebrity statuses are the result of like fishing.

Facebook User's status: "Maybe you should eat makeup, so you can try to be pretty on the inside too."

Dude: "Damn, Facebook User got 57 likes. That's an obvious use of like fishing."

by Sonial January 13, 2012