Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.

"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.

by rojodojo August 19, 2014

Bruh got sand feet

The act of having an excessive amount of sand on ones feet/toes

"Look,chad over there is digging his feet in the sand"
"Bruh got sand feet"

by Wet shorts August 12, 2019

chicken dick feet

Commenting on someone really stupid or whom gives a stupid answer.

"chicken dick feet" oragantang vagina.

chicken dick feet

by anon76889 April 5, 2012

Chicken Feet Stew

When you give your girl a nice foot bath consisting of broth and seasoning and then start sucking on her toes

So my girl just came back from a long day of work, so I'm going to give her some chicken feet stew.

by JKM23 October 3, 2020

nice shoes...... two feet

An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."

-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

a little light on his feet

Effete, a bit of a poof, possibly homosexual

The fellow professes to be happily married, but he's a little light on his feet, if you ask me.

by octopod July 16, 2011

six feet under club

When two people have sex in an open grave that has yet to be filled with a coffin or dirt.

Much like the mile high club, but less well known, the six feet under club is difficult to join.

Guy: Would you like to join the six feet under club?

Girl: I don't have to join, but I'll renew my subscription.

by Slyb17 June 24, 2014