farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock

Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!

by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022

Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.

My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs

by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022

Farmersliga

Farmersliga (also known as the Bundesliga to many) is the top-tier football league in Germany.

Known as the Farmersliga, due to teams like SpVgg G. Fürth and Arminia Bielefeld existing only for Bayern and Dortmund to farm for points.

Consequently, players farming goals and assists against these teams, like Lewandowski and Müller, are highly rated, when in reality they are utterly useless outside of the Farmersliga.

Hey man! Wanna watch Bundesliga with me?

Nah bro! I don’t mess with that Farmersliga crap. I prefer watching bigger leagues like the EFL Championship and Serie C.

by Lombard Montague June 17, 2022

Farmerboypuppy

He's a clown, and can turn into anything

Markus: Hey You got your photos printed?
Farmerboypuppy: Bogo's Binted?
Markus: What?
Farmerboypuppy: *turns into snowman*

by Farmerboypuppy June 24, 2022

Farmerboypuppy

Funny boi, and can turn into things

Boi: Hey just wondering if you got your photo's printed
Farmerboypuppy: Bogo's Binted?
Boi: What?
Farmerboypuppy: *turns into stone*

by Farmerboypuppy June 24, 2022

Farmer

Farmer
A pier drunk who never changes out their bait, hooks up and constantly looses fish

Hey have you seen big Ross out here ?

Oh you mean that f*****g farmer !

I think he’s at home peening all over his balls

by Aananymousssz October 31, 2022

Farmer Smart

(Not literally always a farmer) Someone who possesses extreme knowledge whether specified or broad about fairly technical subjects, but does not come off that way or wish to appear that way (whether: out of pure heart, purposely keeping away extreme Capitalists' interests, protecting their home or identity, or out of intrinsic value to internal peace).

She doesn't hang out with idiots and finds other intellectuals annoying, she must be farmer smart.

by Saviii January 23, 2023