French Frying

When someone is not doing well.
They may be in trouble, or perhaps they may be really sick. They are not having a good time.

Origin: South Park

In order to go down the ski slopes and pick up speed you should place your skis parallel in the french fry position.

To slow down or stop you should place your skis together in the shape of a slice of pizza.

“If you french fry when you should have pizza’d you’re gonna have a bad time.”

“COVID-19 got me french frying right now, I feel horrible.”

“If you keep driving so reckless you might end up french frying at the hospital, maybe it’s best you drive safe.”

“My favourite team is french frying! They have 0 goals while the other team already has 7!”

by Baby Yoda is Cute AF November 17, 2021

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french poodle

The rare ability to fit both testicles into one's mouth, hence achieving the look of a French Poodle.

Nicole had a mouth like a big mouth bass, so's I had her gimme the French Poodle.

by Jaypa June 27, 2006

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French Press

To squeeze the liquid out of a turd, using one's underwear, and into someone's mouth.

That four-dollar hooker let me French Press her twice!

by scala5k March 13, 2005

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French exit

To leave early without saying goodbye and not paying their share of the bill.

Where did they go, the tab just arrived.

The fuckers did a french exit...

by mv74 March 14, 2009

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French Revolution

Can only be preformed on a menstrauting female. Finger the female untill orgasm is acheived, then eat a peice of cake as a breather. Finish by resuming normal sexual activity. When the man ejaculates he removes his bloodied penis head and waves it around shouting "the king is dead!" for all present to witness.

"My girl was on the rag so I thought I'd try a French revolution"
"oh really? how did it go?"
"I was about the same as the real thing."

by Bweeze December 2, 2014

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