Five Finger Discount

When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...

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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.

Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"

Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."

Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"

by mydnytdeath March 23, 2012

five finger salute

A hand shake done by two people that are really cool opening the palms of their hands and spreading their fingers, then slapping the back part of your hands together.

"Yo Stevie give me a five finger salute!" said Corey.

by cslapper August 22, 2009

five fs

the five Fs people do: french feel finger fuck

he wanted to d othe five Fs with me but i said no

by lalalalalalalalalalala May 9, 2004

five footer

a bong 5 feet long. use at ur own descretion, not suited for amateur smokers... if you cant hold ur high, dont be hittin this shit.

larry took a five footer of my hair, and now hes pukin his guts out at back.

by killachronic August 27, 2005

Five finger discount

Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.

George missed the five finger discount by two thumbs and an index finger.

by webdings July 10, 2008

Five-Knuckle-Doc-Shuffle

The act of typing out a document for no other purpose than someone's pleasure; someone who likes documents for documents sake; a document that will bare little useful fruit or results.

Common in software development organisations and bureaucracies.

Has the project started? No, we're have to do the five-knuckle-doc-shuffle first.

by docshuffler April 8, 2009

five cents

What you pick up off the ground

A five cents falls on the ground, and within 0.297 seconds you have put it into your jew bank

by mumbomum1 May 26, 2009