Emerentsian

Emerentsian is a shy girl but she talk too much, she is kind and funny, she is loving and always single

Emerentsian is a shy girl but she talk too much, she is kind and funny, she is loving and always single

by Emerentsian November 24, 2021

Elmert

Elmert is a loyal and funny person, he is the sexiest person ever alive, he has the biggest dick and every girl wants to at least suck his dick every 5 second they see him, Elmert's are known for being good in sex and making a girl laugh for his jokes. And every girl calls him daddy

Girl: Is that daddy elmert?
Girl 2: yes it is you don't see his cock hanging out?

by Ccdocts. November 24, 2021

emberess

A word used by an uneducated Arkansas fan, to describe one’s belief that they are at a level to embarrass an opponent.

WE GONNA EMBERESS LITTLE BROTHER!!!

by Babyleg54 November 26, 2021

Elmer

Purveyor of Fruits
One of the original Vendors in the "Sandsverse"
Elmer is a Proboscis Monkey who is "Older than can be comprehended"
"Elmer is never not fucking"

Elmer and Morbitum created the fundamental aspects of our universe.

by DrewIsSleepy November 30, 2021

Ember

Jacobs girlfriend 😼

is that ember

yeah thats jacobs gf right?
yeah you're right

by lilbrisket80 December 1, 2021

Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.

Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.

by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022

Ember

Ember is my girlfriend. She is literally so hot. Men look at her and instantly fall in love. At least that's what happened for me. She and me have so much in common its funny. She loves all animals. (Mostly frogs) And owns this super weird cat. She is even weird herself sometimes, but that's why I love her so much. And she can't figure out stairs but when I'm with her I can't either. If you don't like her your an evil alien that's friends with her evil cat.

*George*: That's a cute girl man.

*Me*: That's also my girlfriend Ember, dude.

*George*: LUCKY BRO.

by Embers hot boyfriend January 29, 2022