dick

an obnoxious, uncooperative and dishonest person

k#y accused his co-worker as being sinister and bitesome as a cobra? what a fucking massive dick he is!

by it is not your business July 23, 2019

Dick Puncher

A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.

The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.

Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows

by The_Black_Scot November 22, 2009

Smoking Dick

now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.

that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.

by Baddiewithafattie46 April 29, 2020

dick cozy

an easy fuck you can always rely on when your dick is cold. see; booty call

I haven't gotten laid in a week, I ned to call my dick cozy.

by domiNick james August 11, 2006

Dick in a Jar

A male platonic companion that a young, attractive woman keeps around to feel better about herself. The Dick in a Jar is stable, friendly, sensitive and nonthreatening. He is infatuated with her, but she sees him as a brother -- a brother with whom she cuddles while watching movies and complaining about the latest alpha male to break her heart. The Dick in a Jar secretly awaits his female companion's revelation that emotionally abusive fucktards will never make her happy and that he is actually the man of her dreams, but he waits in vain.

Mark: So, what's up with your roommate and that dorky guy who always spends the night? Are they bumpin' uglies?

Shauna: Naah, he's just her Dick in a Jar.

by Pavlov's Cat February 20, 2011

my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.

jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.

by 8008s March 1, 2010

vacation dick

A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.

Shawn's got a total vacation dick. That's why all the girls have him as their sidedick.

by HungryDrummer June 10, 2016