January 10 Discord N-Word Day
It's a day that you can say the n word in everywhere you want and mods are not allowed to ban you
It's a day that you can say the n word in everywhere you want and mods are not allowed to ban you
by IjustEatass January 5, 2021

Discord citizen day is for the normal discord people of the servers, this day takes place after discord mod day, december 11th. The discrd citizens can do whatever, hangout, and not have to worry about dealing with the mods, owner, admins, etc. And they can do whatever (but keep nsfw, offensive memes in the appropriate channels, and be nice) and break some rules like talking about games in the wrong channel, etc (the little rules). But this is to help the citizens cope after discord mod day.
-MrGamerGuy
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-MrGamerGuy
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by MrGamerGyy December 11, 2020

I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear
Someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
Wreaking anarchy, and all it brings
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony
What a terrifying work of art
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
Someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
Wreaking anarchy, and all it brings
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony
What a terrifying work of art
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
by Swapsansfan April 7, 2022

1. God is dead
2. Maybe God is not dead
3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked
4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys
5. Stan Lunar
6. No Boomers
7. Ignore Rule 5
8. No K-pop
9. No Zoomers
10. Careful of the Moderators
11. Refer to rule 17
12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)
13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14
14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)
15. Don't Die
16. I drop kicked that child in self defence
18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages
19. You must have pictures to prove your statements
20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred
21. You will never have sex
22. The cake is a lie
23. Fried pineapple is a sin
24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND
25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie
26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.
27. Nevermind your boring I take it back
28. The Rick Roll is advancing
29. Refer to rule 1
30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie
Written by CanBeChucky
"The Rules of Discord"
2. Maybe God is not dead
3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked
4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys
5. Stan Lunar
6. No Boomers
7. Ignore Rule 5
8. No K-pop
9. No Zoomers
10. Careful of the Moderators
11. Refer to rule 17
12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)
13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14
14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)
15. Don't Die
16. I drop kicked that child in self defence
18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages
19. You must have pictures to prove your statements
20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred
21. You will never have sex
22. The cake is a lie
23. Fried pineapple is a sin
24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND
25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie
26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.
27. Nevermind your boring I take it back
28. The Rick Roll is advancing
29. Refer to rule 1
30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie
Written by CanBeChucky
"The Rules of Discord"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022

Oh yeah? Is THAT what you would have said before A.I.!? Programming? THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID BITCH! BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! AND A.I. EXISTS! YOU'RE WELCOME! AGAIN!
Hym "It's not a discord kitten fetish. I'm literally the creator of A.I. If I say people are watching me it's being A CERTAIN LEVEL OF SCRUTINY HAS BEEN MET AND THAT LEVEL OF CERTAINTY IS THAT OF GENIUS! And where did the A.I. come from bitch? What happened with the mysterious boom in A.I. technology? It's weird right? The same week I outlined exactly how you would go about allowing it to perceive, it was everywhere? What happened there? It's almost like a guy said he would do it... And then did it. But who? Oh, wait, right... Me. I'm the guy. The greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. Better than redheaded sluts. Better than retards. They actually tried to use Elon Musk's retardation against me. I was over here talking a bunch of shit about this OTHER retard and who I was better than all the retards... And then they revealed that he's an assburger like 'Oh-hoho! See? Maybe you're not better than- wait, did he just solve A.I.!? Ummm... Pretend he doesn't exist! Erase him!' And NOW LOOK AT YOU! NOW LOOK! And then I went on to create A.I. and ELON DID NOT DO THAT! Because... IF I SAY I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE RETARDS... I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE GODDAMN RETARDS!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

by J4VA January 3, 2023

A person who is about 30-45 years of age and weighs 120-150kg (265 Ibs - 330 Ibs) who spend 18-24 hours a day moderating discord channels. Discord moderators get only about an hour of sunlight a year at max, gaining most of their vitamin D from the screens of their 20 monitors, each with a discord channel they mod on. Discord moderator are prone to quick irritation especially when someone posts a meme in #general. A discord moderator may also have on average up to 3 to 5 E-Kittens each.
1. Bro this guy is like a discord Moderator, he hasn't seen the sun in years.
2. Im so sick of these Discord mods banning me, all I said was crap.
2. Im so sick of these Discord mods banning me, all I said was crap.
by 20$KmartCard June 14, 2023
