disabilitant

A person on disability who treats their situation as an endless vacation, full of parties, travel and leisure, especially when the disability status is obtained fraudulently and the individual in question is completely healthy.

Contraction of disability and debutante or celebutant.

Variant spelling: disabilitante

You'd never know he was so close to death, on the contrary, he's quite the disabilitant.

by RobRoy June 21, 2012

Disaboner

Having high hopes for a potential boner, and having those expectations meet crushing defeat.

We found this hot scientist named Alexandra Costeau, but were met with a disaboner once we were unable to find any nude photos of her.

by auburnguy32 October 29, 2014

disasterpiece

Any form of work put forth that is substandard or otherwise shitty.

"That assessment report I wrote for Dr. Kulb's class was a disasterpiece."

by suomi1321 December 3, 2014

DISAPPOINTMENT SYRUP

Prematurely ejaculating inside a woman but not telling her due to the amount of shame so you keeping push your limp noodle around until one of you gives up.

Having sex with someone of lower standards due to a prolonged dry spell, You are excited to be having sex but not proud of what you have done.

I hooked up with a hot milf at the bar but it ended up in disappointment syrup .

Its been awhile since I've gotten my dick wet so i slummed it up with frumpy Ann total disappointment syrup.

by Rickey Spanish June 7, 2017

Disabled Mentalism

Being disabled due to your mental state

Your disabled mentalism has gotten you quite stiff, hasn't it?
Why didn't you plant the bomb, is it because of your Disabled Mentalism?

by Kasrii June 19, 2018

Disabilibuddies

Friends who when together discuss ways to get on disability and government aid programs.

Where is Randle?

I saw him leave a while ago to visit his disabilibuddies

by A gentleman from nantucket July 24, 2018

disappointment

you

family:you’re a disappointment

by Hehyshieb October 15, 2019