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by Your ugly mom May 17, 2022

Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrate.

Pink Dildo Stand

by quartz89_alt February 10, 2022

sold a bag of dildos

To be "sold a bag of dildos" means to be sold something which is basically a massive pile of worthless tripe.

Bloke 1: "my car is fucked"

Bloke 2: "you were sold a bag of dildos there mate"

by dashhhhhhhh October 19, 2011

five inch dildo

words used to describe someone who is moderately endowed.

Jonh is hung like a five inch dildo.

by sassafras July 26, 2005

Inflatable Pocket Dildo

The inflatable pocket dildo is a hollow rubber prosthetic penis that can be deflated when not in use. The IPD, like all dildos is a marital aide and a substitute for a real penis. The IPD is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. The top of the line IPD has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. All IPDs come in 2 sizes- travel and Moby

1-What is that thing on Mrs. M's keychain?
2-Dude, it's her inflatable pocket dildo!
1-Gross.

by Benjb13 February 26, 2011

Dildo and ten eighths

1970s slang for a super idiot where dildo means idiot but the person referred to is more than a run of the mill example. Heard around UMIST in Manchester.

Kevin’s a real idiot!
No he’s not. He’s a dildo and ten eighths.

by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021

Shrek SUPER Dildo

Contains super vibrations, triple green dick, 6969hz and 69V. Its really exciting to nut with a beautiful shrek dildo. U can get a peppa pig toilette paper free

You: I want some really sexy sex toy
Seller: I have perfect triple shrek super dildo!
You: AH YES DADDY FINNA JERK IT

by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022