Smokin' Dick

When a person is out of line; trippin, or he/she just got shit fucked up.
Also another way of calling someone stupid.

You spent all your money on this fake ass chain!? You must be smokin' dick.

by Sweet&No February 1, 2009

Dick blanket

When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.

That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.

by Honey badger January 14, 2013

Sneak dicking

When a "lesbian" decides to creep out to get real dick, and/or has a male fuckbuddy, but still claims lesbian.

Tara is a lesbian but went out sneak dicking and is now pregnant.

by Innerpeace024 February 28, 2017

Chronic Dick

When your penis is unable to get an erection due to too many consumption of cannabis.

Mary Jane: Lets fuck!
David: OK
Mary Jane: What's wrong?
David: I think i got the chronic dick. I can't seem to get a boner.

by Medicine-man March 16, 2009

Disco Dick

When a guy has too much intoxication his dick goes soft and he can't get hard for sex.

Jack: "Man I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, it was like thumbing a marshmallow into a coin slot."

Gary: "Ha Ha, you got Disco Dick."

by Harley punk September 7, 2011

dick drunk

when you fuck a chick and she cums so much she her legs are weak and she cant think straight

I fucked her so hard she got dick drunk and she fell onto the couch trying to walk to the bathroom.

by WOG Slacker September 16, 2009

dick giraffe

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.

She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.

by Phatea May 15, 2018