dick sting

When your dick stings right after you piss. Also the horrible feeling of getting soap, chlorine or any painful chemicals inside your penis.

Robbies dick stung after he got off the toilet, He had a dick sting

by Bingham <3 May 12, 2014

ruler dick

Penis measuring 12" in length

Your girlfriend said I had a ruler dick

by LJBee August 7, 2017

Dick Mountain

Nickname for professional baseball pitcher Rich Hill.

"We got Dick Mountain starting tomorrow... and he's been great." -Max Muncy

by Darth Ramious October 27, 2018

dick insurance

When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.

Oh wow, a dog bit his dick halfway off? Its a good thing he has dick insurance.

by ~Vlad The Inhaler June 17, 2018

dick giraffe

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.

She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.

by Phatea May 15, 2018

dick-friend

1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.

Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.

by Psychotic Tye July 23, 2010

Chesse Dick

Someone who uses you and never loves you or cherishes you the way you deserve.

Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?

by Gayguywhosenotactuallygay September 9, 2019