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The Depression Trifecta

marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning

typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with
Example 1:

haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!

Example 2:

Person A: "shes a momma now"

Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?
by Dustin69 September 18, 2020
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depress walkin

by BumStatusYo December 2, 2018
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Depression Day

An alternative celebration to Christmas on December 25; this day would suit people who are lonely, people who believe that life has no meaning, people who may be stressed at the moment, etc. Depression day is the perfect time of the year to simply excuse yourself from contributing to society, and instead do what you truly want to do, even if it is laying around and doing nothing for hours.
A: Did you hear that it's Depression Day this month?
B: I'm relieved, to be honest. Sometimes being too festive is annoying.
by Kermitism December 9, 2020
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Motivated depression

A mindset and a state of being when one does not care if they continue but continues to do what is necessary, living each day one at a time in hopes that the fruit of their labor will make up for the struggle and unwillingness in life.
Sean suffers from motivated depression. That's why he still attends school even though he wants to die
by RiceMonster December 14, 2021
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Postscholastic Depression

The symptom that happens when you finish college and you don’t know what is happening in your life and whether you are getting a job or staying unemployed.
I am finishing my Associate degree in It Computer Support at LTC and I don't know if I am going to find a job I think I am suffering from Postscholastic Depression.
by Bob Denver LTC September 26, 2012
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Gamer Depression

When a streamer/gamer who has a huge fan base, all of a sudden thinks that they are “sad” and “depressed”, when in reality they are profiting off of homosexuals.
Dick: You heard Dreams new song? I think he is trying to say that he is sad.
Chad: No, Dreams not sad, he just has gamer depression.
by wakapepo June 6, 2021
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minor depression

Hey man I think I have minor depression.
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