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Colon Demon 

A way of describing a massively terrible bowel movement and/or constipation.

Also synonymous with "Alcohol Shits"
I was in the bathroom for half an hour with "colon demons"

I have a terrible case of "colon demons", I can't wait to get home.

After the party last night I suffered from a bad case of "colon demons"
Colon Demon by DaschsMeister March 25, 2010
Related Words

bum demon 

An evil entity that invades your bum, causing the following symptoms: abdominal bloating and cramps; watery turds; farting and follow through.
That was a really nice curry but now i've got a bum demon.
bum demon by Lisa Maree May 27, 2012

Bubble Demon 

ohhh I really gotta get this bubble demon out of me!
Bubble Demon by jerseychaser October 24, 2012

Bag Demon 

A person who displays uncontrollable tendencies (also referred to as piggery) at the thought, sight, taste and smell of cocain, often referred to as a (bag) due to the form of its delivery. This behaviour manifests itself predominantly with white collar workers i.e. lawyers
"I shared an eight ball with my mates last night. When I went to have some, I find out the fucking bag demons only left me a single line."
Bag Demon by Mufficakes March 18, 2017

tequila demon 

A lightweight who is willing to do anything with anyone after only drinking a small amount of alcohol.
She only had one beer and she’s already getting it on with half the school! What a tequila demon...
tequila demon by Yummymonkeys234 January 31, 2018

penis demon 

Demons that come out your penis and stick to people you like. Mine stuck to my mum wonder how that got there. ;)
Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow ;)
penis demon by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019