evolved poop dollar

a prank played on strangers involving laying on the ground with a rolled up dollar bill in your butt crack

Dylan- "check out this dollar!"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"

by Josh is my name April 18, 2018

let the dollar decide

When you can't make a decision so you flip a dollar bill.

- Should we order pizza or Chinese food?
- I don't know , let's let the dollar decide.

by sumkorie June 23, 2020

Sucking dick for dollers

You suck dick.. for dollers

Im sucking dick for dollers

by xdfghjkjhgvghjhgvcgyhgv January 22, 2022

a few cents short of a dollar

Not so bright, lacking intelligence.

Fred: Bobby thinks Washington D.C. is in Washington State!

George: Well, we always knew he was a few cents short of a dollar…

by Saww Con July 7, 2022

poo dollar

poo dollar is a serious game only some people can play. you put either real poo or fake poo in a dollar, put it in a public place and watch people pick it up, once they do you laugh your ass off at them, and scream poo dollar!

Ginny: omg poo dollar is the funnist thing in the world!
Shannon: Ginny u copyed that game from taylor your a stupid copyer, you cant play it at all you dont even scream POO DOLLAR! when they pick it up
Ginny: I think I'm good at it!
Shannon: You suck.

by BTTB92 June 30, 2006

Dollar General

Company which, through the miracle of capitalism, has managed to grow and thrive, despite being the last frontier on which a human with any intelligence whatsoever would make a purchase.

Although Buck knew that everything he buys from the Dollar General will break within a week, he still takes the opportunity to complete all his Christmas shopping there.

by Kebo April 25, 2004

two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009