December 5

this is the day were beautiful boys and girls are born. they're not scared to say anything to your face, which is why so many people adore them

omg she going right up to that bully she is so forward, is her birthday December 5.

by and I oop sksksksks November 3, 2019

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December 3rd

People born on december 3rd are legendary motherfuckas who will do anything for the boys because you can never dog the boys and if you do dog them you shouldnt exist people born on this day also are the best boyfriends and have the biggest dicks

Bacon: you see that kid over there he looks like a legend
Brae: must be someone born on december 3rd

by Wa ge November 1, 2019

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December Dump

1). The act of dumping ones significant other shortly before or shortly after December 1st in order to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

2). The time period from roughly November 20th to December 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

Man my facebook feed is getting blown up by all the relationship status changes, must be the December dump.

by TayHawk December 17, 2010

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December 20

People born on December 20th are definitely sexy.

Him: she's born on December 20th, that's why she's so sexy

by Lucy good November 20, 2020

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December 19th

National Big PP Day, celebrate the chads who have at least a 6 inch flaccid PP and at least and 8.5 erect...

Guy 1: Dude is ur PP 6 inches flaccid?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Cause it's December 19th!
Guy 2: Well shit!
Guy 1: Mines 8 Flaccid and 11 erect so I'm celebrating.
Guy 2: Lucky...*cris in tiny pp*

by Proper Definitions Not Fake December 19, 2020

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