Tubby Custard

A larger guys cum.

She eagerly lapped up his tubby custard
He unloaded his tubby custard all over her naughty noo noo

by Tubby McTubbyCustard December 13, 2023

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Spine Custard

See "spinal fluid"

Brother, I do believe you just spilt spine custard on my sneaks. I implore you, please wipe up your mess before I give you the old 'One-Two, Where's me shoe'

by Dionize December 21, 2023

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Related Words

custard • custard cream • Custard Tart • custard pie • custard chucker • Custard Trout • custard apple • custard arm • Custard ass • custard boy

Funny Custard

Especially thick ejaculate. Most commonly used in relation to fellatio.

"I was so backed up, I filled that bitch's throat with funny custard.

by M15745H1F74 January 31, 2024

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General Custard

You call a person a General Custard who is seemingly smart and talented yet deceptively incompetent.

My boss is a General Custard

by PseudonymHorton July 22, 2024

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Portuguese custard tart

A pale man’s ass whole

Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it

by The truth within January 10, 2025

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Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.

- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!

by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025

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