Carrot jockey

A woman who masturbates with a carrot.

That carrot jockey died when she shoved a carrot up her twat from internal bleeding

by cityStatic April 20, 2011

carroting

The fine art of throwing canoes at old ladies and see how many it takes for them to say FUCK OFF!!!!

Johnny was a great at carroting.

by Captain Tuckshop November 24, 2006

carrot

carrot is a orange headed boy with freckles all over the fucking place. he was born 9 months after his mum masterbated with a carrot

hey that guys a carrot

by allan is houso August 21, 2006

Baby Carrot

A Bay Port term meaning that something is lame, uncool, or not done well; slang for a tiny penis.

Hey Jon, AP Stats is so baby carrot; Robb's penis is so baby carrot.

by Bay Port Band Pirate February 20, 2011

carrot

the word carrot is an unusual word but in the land of essex this word is used to cover up another word which is very bad. carrot stands cunt

bro your such a carrot

by carrotkicker October 24, 2014

carrot sticks

Something that is also called clem. Loves cucumber and carrots. When you have all of these things you are called a carrot stick.

Who are you?
A carrot sticks

by Cucumber and carrots September 10, 2019

Burnt Carrot Top

The horrible contrast resulting from when an individual has naturally red or orange hair, dyes their hair black, and does not re apply dye to subsequent re-growth.

'Yeah, she had orange roots but the rest of her hair was black',
'so she looked like a burnt carrot top?'

'Yeah, I'd say so.'

by Zoe Jane February 9, 2010