crunchundrum

A conundrum involving crunchy foods, especially cereals such as Chex.

Person A: "We're out of Chex Mix!"
Person B: "What a crunchundrum!"

by GoodMorningWeHaveWaffles July 31, 2011

crunchy sock

Men need a place to wipe, socks are always there for you. Just be careful the next day when you go to put it on

While searching for socks my toes got a bit crunchy and I remembered It was my crunchy sock.

by Crunchysox March 28, 2017

Crunchy Gustavo

Originated in 1774, a crunchy Gustavo is the act of jizzing on your partners face while they sleep, and letting it harden over like a face mask.

Babe I fuckin hate you! I can't get this crunchy Gustavo off my face!

by Mike the goat April 4, 2017

hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.

why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!

by #1_shit_stabber June 26, 2009

crunkhead

Similar to crackhead, minus crack. It is a person who likes to get crazy and drunk at the same time.

"Dude, your such a crunkhead"

by XTINA May 13, 2005

Cronchol

A person who "cronches" or chews on things lowdly. Typically self conscious about eating.

Person a: I was sitting next to Cronchol yesterday.
Person b: oh yeah, he's a loud eater.

by TieonmyThigh October 2, 2018

crunchbang

1) When a computer crashes. 2) A linux distro with the logo "#!"

Dude, that will crunchbang your computer.

by C_House October 31, 2009