mouse creep

The unexplainable phenomenon of your mouse cursor moving on your monitor while the mouse is not physically moving.

Damn unomar! This wireless mouse has tons of mouse creep!

by phrac April 2, 2009

Hopeless Creep

The state of being so desperate for a girl, that it will cause the victim to become obsessed with the girl and post statuses about love and how they are heartbroken about the girl not noticing or talking to them when really, girls are creeped out by the victim's odd behavior and tend to avoid them

Love hurts so much, if only she knew...
Ok dude, no one knows who or what you are talking about, we only know that your last ten statuses have been like this, try talking to her, not stalking her, you hopeless creep

by blackchickenfliesatnight April 18, 2010

Super Creep

A person- who you added on Facebook even though you don't know them very well or might not even know them at all- who comments on your pictures, statuses, or posts.

Liz: Some random girl commented on my profile picture and said "I don't even know you... but you're really pretty!"

Joe: Whoah.... she's definitely a super creep...

by call it like you see it March 4, 2011

accidental creampie

The act of accidentally ejaculating inside the vagina.

Have you seen that porno I sent you?
You mean the one with the accidental creampie?
Exactly.

by ipsq June 17, 2015

Happy Emo Creeper

(n) a person who claims to be emo but is really happy and creepy. This is true for many teens in America, especially in Ohio

I'm glad made friends with many other happy emo creepers here at Camp Summersongs. My life sucks.

by Lola Booms January 3, 2010

creep

Song by Radiohead. It's a good one.

I was listenin' to creep on mah headphones.

by The Monkey King February 22, 2005

Grim Creeper

What is the Grim Creeper? It's that girl or guy who creeps over after a hard night's drinking at the bar. You know the kind, when you strike out and the only option you have left is that number on your phone you keep telling yourself that you will never call again, yet you leave it in your phone. If you find yourself with a Grim Creeper in your room, remember:
1. Put together a Grim Creeper safety kit.
Make sure you've got latex gloves in there, because most Grim Creepers claim to have latex allergies. This may be a ploy so you'll have unprotected sex with them and catch the cooties and maybe make a baby.
2. All Field Hockey Players Are Grim Creepers.
There is absolutely no exception to this rule. If you play field hockey, you are a Grim Creeper. No question.
How to recognize a Grim Creeper.....
If you're at a college party, rodeo, carnival or morgue, there's a good chance you'll cross paths with one. If you're unsure whether or not it's definitely one and don't want to risk sucker-punching an innocent person, ask yourself these three questions:
Is the person drunk?
Is the person constantly groping their crotch (crabs)?
Did the person excuse themselves to visit the restroom with two middle-aged bartenders and their dog?
If you answered yes, you've got a Grim Creeper on your hands. Run away!!!!

Oh look, I'm in St. Joseph at the Muny!!! This place is full of GRIM CREEPERS!!!!!!

by missouriwesternstud August 29, 2006