coffee and cream

A black female and a white male.

Jared: Come here girl and let me put some cream in your coffee.
Tasha: You really think you can handle this hot coffee? One sexy mocha coming right up!

Passerby: Oh my! Look! It's the coffee and cream couple. How odd!

by The Angel from your Nightmare October 10, 2006

cream

A power trio rock group in the 1960's that consisted of Eric Clapton, Jack Bruce, & Ginger Baker.

I just baught Cream's 'Disraeli Gears' CD

by whoareyou July 8, 2003

neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of cum, blood, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.

I fucked your sister's ass so hard last night I made neapolitan ice cream.

by worlddom September 15, 2008

Anal Cream Pie Surprise

When you are fucking a girl doggy style right before you pull out and cum in her face, you stick your dick in her ass and then you cum inside her anal canal.

"Me" Dude I gave Sam an Anal Cream Pie Surprise last night, it was amazing!
"Friend" Dude that's gross!

by Su1c1dal Duck December 11, 2013

Cream Jeans

A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.

"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"

-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series

"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"

-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD

by TenaciousDDDDDD April 28, 2006

Creamcheese Diaper

The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.

Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"

Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."

by SoloHeart March 16, 2009

cream of fuck you

A term used to avoid a person with the nagging interest in what type of food you are preparing. Conceived from all the different types of Cream of ___ soups that there are.

X: "hmmmm that soup smells good, what cha making?"
Y: "Cream of FUCK YOU!"

by Irishguy1 December 2, 2010