cracker jack

A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.

I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.

by Casey R. June 10, 2005

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Cracker

The ultimate double standard that nobody can really complain about without being racist. Means "white person," opposite of "nigger."

Black guy: What up cracker
White guy: Sup nigger
Everyone else: That's the last you'll hear from that cracker.

by LuluCollins June 15, 2012

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knuckle cracker

A person who cracks his/her knuckles for pure amusement at any time or place.

"Ohh, so you're a KNUCKLE CRACKER eh?"
"Yes I am. So?"
"No comment!"

by bottleblonde September 8, 2005

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Ass Cracker

A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.

"Damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker!"

by Ereh November 28, 2003

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Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .

"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."

by gina8124 August 2, 2007

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crackatoah

it's what you say when someone's ass crack is hanging out of their pants.

friend one: man that guy's crack is hangin out

friend two: CRACKATOAH!!

by Samantha Twostep January 18, 2008

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Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

Tomo: How was the party last night?
Anuj: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.

by Anusman2009 September 6, 2013

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