Cousin

Whos my favorite cousin: Undetermined!

Fav cousin undetermined

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 24, 2020

Belly Cousin

Male friend who have had sex with the same female. Similar to "tunnel buddy"

Mike: I had sex with Alyssa last night.

Jon: Oh, shit! I used to hit that also! We're belly cousins!

Both: *high five

by Flyboy87124 October 29, 2020

Step Second Cousin

A second cousin that isn’t blood related even though second cousins are barely blood related.

Man, I just found out that my second cousin isn’t my second cousin. She’s my step second cousin cause she’s not blood related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.

It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Third Cousin

A cousin that shares a same pair of great great grandparents. Most people never met their third cousins. There’s plenty of people that never even met their second cousins.

I’m meeting my third cousin tomorrow who I’ve never even met before.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Cousin

A very small child birthed by your aunt or uncle often getting 300x more attention from relatives and robux than you.

Mom: Look! Your cousin just learned to walk! Let's give her some Robux as a reward!
You: But you bought her Robux yesterday!
Mom: I give you food everyday and you are complaining?!
You: What the?! -holds back the bad word at the back-

by I try to be ling ling September 29, 2020

lip cousins

when two people realize they've kissed and/or made out with the same person.

addendum: the closeness of the relationship is dependent on the length of time passed between said incidences. Like, if two people "crossed paths" over the course of a week, it would be known as "lip twins." But if it occurred years apart it would be "lip cousins."

"ashley! i can't believe we made out with the same boy!"
"yeah. we're totally lip cousins."

by tengelke October 21, 2012