Cotter

The act of attacking one's significant other when in a state of inebriation, and when woken up for snoring; particularly incidents involving said significant other being locked in her own wardrobe.

The act may also include arguing with the significant other's house-mates, to the point of violence. See also: "Becky Big-Chin"

She woke me up for snoring, so I Cottered the bitch. She's still in the fucking wardrobe.

by rajdhani123 February 20, 2011

Cotten candy

Aouther term for the neden

Hay, cotten candy... Cotten candy dont get wet 'til you put it in your mouth

by Juggalo Grimm January 14, 2008

cottaging

British/Canadian term for going to the cottage, chalet or camp located in a rural or semi-rural area.

We're going cottaging for the long weekend.

by new_world_wanker August 8, 2007

Cotton Chomper

Euphamism for a lady with a huge posterior wearing a thong

Look at that huge woman over there, yes your mum.. she's cotton chomping today!

by Rb September 30, 2004

cotton stew

Cotton stew is obtained by mixing together all possible bodily fluids and/or in some cases solids, including but not limited to: jizzum, piss, spit, diarrhea, vomit, snot, mucus, blood, shit, sweat, vaginal fluid, tears, (liquidy) earwax, pancreatic enzymes.

Stir until correct consistency is achieved, it should resemble...well cotton stew

Bitch was pissing me off so I made her make some cotton stew and then made her drink it.

by Brian Jennings January 13, 2008

Cotton Headed Ninny Dick

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.

"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"

by Jojo92 December 15, 2011

Cotton Balls

A black man’s testicles.

“OMG Sarah I got some cotton balls last night.”
“OMG! Becky!”

by Purplepeniseatter November 25, 2018