unnecessary conflict.

any hostile discussion that begins with the keywords, "I", "You", spoken with accusitory inflection.
Generally, in connection with, personal gain or loss of some issues regarding vanity.

I am smarter than you, assumes contempt for the other's intelect.

You are wearing my sister's jacket, presupposes that there was no agreement....this will cause unnecessary conflict.

by socioputz December 4, 2010

The Confidence Coefficient

There is a difference between confidant, arrogant and cocky. Confidence is having equal swag and back up potential. Arrogance is having more swag than you back up potential calls for but you can still back it up somewhat. Cocky is when youre a walking bluff with nothing to back it up.
This is called, the Confidence Coefficient.

Denzel Washington is confident.
Kanye West is arrogant
The Situation is cocky.
The confidence coefficient is the separation of these similar words.

by Jcease August 25, 2011

The Confident Wave

Unlike the casual wave, The Confident Wave is done to a complete stranger and is a 4 part process with coinciding hand gestures and facial expressions that is carried out with such confidence that it assures the stranger that you really do know who they are. If done properly the wave will generally throw off a person's entire day and have them asking the question? "how the hell do I know that person?"

Ben: Hey man, that person you just waved at seems super confused and they keep mumbling to themselves.

John: That's understandable...i just gave them The Confident Wave, they won't recover for a while.

by _SolidG October 31, 2011

Canine Configuration

Doggy Style for classy people.

Gerald requested the Canine Configuration for his birthday. Heather laid there and thought of England.

by YipYipYip December 10, 2013

Centrifugal Confusion

That awkward thing where you and another person are face to face in a hallway and can't get around each other.

Pardon me ma'am It seems we a had a bit of a centrifugal confusion.

by SCVNGR August 24, 2015

genetic confetti

male Sperm or female ejaculation come, cum, baby batter, DNA

Nicole was covered with genetic confetti after the orgy.

by Beachdet76 April 10, 2016

cornfield confession

A confession of something that happened in a cornfield or a confession in a cornfield. Also most likely a Florida Georgia Line song.

Guy 1: I have a cornfield confession
Guy 2: Like the one Florida Georgia Line sings about?

by Big dogg daddy November 8, 2017