Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"
Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025
Get the Closet Diddlermug. An animated children's series produced by MoonScoop Entertainment3 and Telegael Teoranta. The series is mainly aimed for children ages 2 to 7 years old.
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
Get the Chloe's Closetmug. by Generalsau July 24, 2025
Get the Broken closet doormug. the act of waiting in a room closet with a mask at a house party while edging till 2 people use the room for intercourse then when the 2 occupants are about to finish you run out of the closet ejaculating onto said occupants yelling the word closet snipe
Occupant 1 : Did that guy just end up closet sniping us..?!?!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
by 4Kyaro January 24, 2025
Get the closet snipingmug. 1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!
by CircleJ September 26, 2023
Get the Moldy closetmug. Closet achiever defined by actions.
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score
by Passingscore May 6, 2019
Get the Closet Achievermug.