Choking

What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 afc championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.

Lamar Jackson was choking in a legacy defining playoff game like always.

by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024

Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.

The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.

by Mr Duckets August 06, 2024

Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

Choke on a Strawberry

A way for queer people to tell other queer people that they made out with or had sex with a person of the same gender.

"Did you actually choke on a strawberry last night?"

by MoonyTalks July 16, 2025

Five Finger Choke

To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate

Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window

by John Mcfudge May 14, 2020

choke

to smoke good weed

maine this shit ani't no boogie grass where going to be "chokin". or lets go "choke" as in get high, let get choked out!

by jumpshot money September 20, 2009

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020