choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up

Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!

by hedo2478 April 6, 2017

Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.

Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

Chain choke

The act of reaching multiple (self-induced) ejaculations consecutively without removing one’s hand from the penis, nor breaking tempo.

In other words, you ‘choke the chicken’ in the same way you would chain-smoke cigarettes.

My mate Cloudy has been chain choking all morning and now he’s running late to work because of all the clean up.

He needs to lay off the chain choke before it gets out of hand.

by TobyFromNewport January 27, 2025

Choke

Fucked/messed up

*Boyfriend sneaks girlfriend in his house.
Aunt sees the girlfriend.
Gf: Damn babe you choked..

by danniellajoy May 5, 2011

Choking

What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 afc championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.

Lamar Jackson was choking in a legacy defining playoff game like always.

by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024

Chattahoochee Choke Hold

The act of choking out your partner then dunking your balls in hot sauce and pineapple juice then gently dunking them in there mouth until regaining consciousness

My Little brother was acting out of sorts so I put him the the Chattahoochee Choke Hold

by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023