choke artists

A sports team who consistently chokes, regardless of how well they're playing.

The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.

by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

choke on a seed

when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee

thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

Death Choke

Where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. Then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died

Oh wow, she just death choked..

by BrookieRose24 July 5, 2016

Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose

“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.

Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.

by Shueman December 18, 2015

choke on rocks

choking on rocks is basically saying go smoke crack until you choke or drown in it.

i told that sleezy whore to go choke on rocks

by twink; December 17, 2008

Choked

(Verb) Australian slang used to describe the act of vomiting after smoking weed

Ron. Bro I choked so hard last night
Bob. You need to get help

by GiraffeLover444 October 11, 2022