siberian chode

An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.

My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night

by Forndog Millionaire April 11, 2014

Chode-being

A human being that resembles a chode (a penis that is wider than its longer).

*During a modeling job interview*

Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

chode myster

A chode myster usually has genetic traits of a angry bird as well as a humongous chode.... an example of a chode myster would be Burke Ryan

look over there, it’s a chode myster!

by fart697 March 14, 2019

Chode bread

A bread that looks like a big pp and when you eat it there is white seman inside

Wow i like eating chode bread

by Sos sprk December 4, 2019

Chode Rat

A unit of a insult Use this wisely as calling someone a Chode Rat will make them leak cheese out of their boobs( male or female they will leak)

Person1: does something wrong
Person2: your a Chode Rat you know that
Person1: *Cries while leaking cheese out of their boobs

by Black Betty69 February 16, 2020

Chode Diddly

A penis with only a head and no shaft.

Similar to a Chode

When Anthony asked his girlfriend to "work the shaft", she laughed and made him cum.

1: Anthony's girlfriend can't give him a proper blow job because he has a Chode Diddly

2: Can be used on its own even when someone with a Chode Diddly is not present.
Ex. Usually used when ecstatic. "CHODE DIDDLY!"

by Alex and Jon. Chode Diddly! June 1, 2010

Big chode

Another name for the popular chinese card game 'cho die dee'. it translates to 'the big two'. the name big chode is a mixture of the chinese and english saying, made popular by a bunch of sixth form plebs from sale grammar school

Sajnadz: ayo DVD, you wanna play some big chode?
DVD: fuck yes for helve!

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx October 22, 2015