An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.
by Forndog Millionaire April 11, 2014
Get the siberian chodemug. *During a modeling job interview*
Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"
Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"
by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019
Get the Chode-beingmug. A chode myster usually has genetic traits of a angry bird as well as a humongous chode.... an example of a chode myster would be Burke Ryan
by fart697 March 14, 2019
Get the chode mystermug. A unit of a insult Use this wisely as calling someone a Chode Rat will make them leak cheese out of their boobs( male or female they will leak)
Person1: does something wrong
Person2: your a Chode Rat you know that
Person1: *Cries while leaking cheese out of their boobs
Person2: your a Chode Rat you know that
Person1: *Cries while leaking cheese out of their boobs
by Black Betty69 February 16, 2020
Get the Chode Ratmug. If you're a dude and actually have a chode, his would be your dwelling, the place where you reside aka. The Pad.
1- "Ladies welcome to our Chode-Abode, please kick your shoes off and make yourselves at home."
2- "Yo, these Bitches be straight trippin tryin to decorate our Chode-Abode thinkin they own the place!"
2- "Yo, these Bitches be straight trippin tryin to decorate our Chode-Abode thinkin they own the place!"
by ChintzyAssHo April 20, 2013
Get the Chode-Abodemug. A penis with only a head and no shaft.
Similar to a Chode
When Anthony asked his girlfriend to "work the shaft", she laughed and made him cum.
Similar to a Chode
When Anthony asked his girlfriend to "work the shaft", she laughed and made him cum.
1: Anthony's girlfriend can't give him a proper blow job because he has a Chode Diddly
2: Can be used on its own even when someone with a Chode Diddly is not present.
Ex. Usually used when ecstatic. "CHODE DIDDLY!"
2: Can be used on its own even when someone with a Chode Diddly is not present.
Ex. Usually used when ecstatic. "CHODE DIDDLY!"
by Alex and Jon. Chode Diddly! June 1, 2010
Get the Chode Diddlymug. Another name for the popular chinese card game 'cho die dee'. it translates to 'the big two'. the name big chode is a mixture of the chinese and english saying, made popular by a bunch of sixth form plebs from sale grammar school
by xXxswagmaster42069xXx October 22, 2015
Get the Big chodemug.