Free candy van

A free candy van most of the times has bad stuff in it and is 10x bad for you can might kidnap children.

Timmy: Look dad, free candy!
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!

Free candy van

FRE-CANN-DY-VANN

by MR.IHAVESOMETHINGTOSHOW August 11, 2019

climate candy

a sustainable sweet made from upcycled fruits and vegetables. Is utilized as a single delivery item to solve the climate crisis by preventing food waste; the third largest emitter of greenhouse gases. Climate candy is good for people and the planet. Thus making both healthy choices and climate impact more accessible.

Every time you eat climate candy, you are the healthiest version of yourself and the planet.

by PurePlus November 30, 2021

orange cotton candy

The hair on the pubic area of a ginger or redhead.

Guy 1: She had orange cotton candy and it was so much!
Guy 2: Too bad. Mine was clean.

by PatmaHeiny2 April 12, 2011

Sunshine, cotton candy and rainbows

When things are going well, financially and otherwise, for you and your family; when you're on a roll

The Biden administration's handling of certain recent crises isn't sunshine, cotton candy and rainbows.

by Sexydimma June 7, 2021

ass candy

comes from the word Ashkandi which in World of Warcraft is a nice two handed weapon

ashkandi or :ass candy" droped last night and my guild is still bitching aboutit

by pecial August 16, 2006

Candy Girl

Japanese version of Love Doll. Candy girl is made of soft silicone material to feel like a real life woman. you can move it to any position you want and do anything to it. The face usually is the same, but wigs and costumes give the dolls their own uniquenesses. Usually there are two selections when it comes to faces. You can choose either real life or anime faces.

Since I don't have a girlfriend, I have my candy girl to perform all my sexual desires.

by candy girl man February 26, 2008

Candy apple

Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).

"Dude, I'd like to bob that apple." - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one

by labeauf October 6, 2011