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shit catchers

A comfortable, baggy pair of old and well worn tracksuit pants that one wears, usually around the house. Teams very well with the old 'wife beater' as well.
I don't feel relaxed until I have my shit catchers on and a beer in my hand.
by Jules Howard November 9, 2007
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Catch Hands

This is the beating that gets delivered to a loser specifically for being a fucking loser. In general, these are polo shirt wearing rich boy suburb tough guys that pretty much deserve the beating anyway. It’s better when a girl delivers it.
Yo Tara! This telephone tough guy over here is prancing around with a purple martini and gave me a shoulder. You wanna take care of this???

WHAT! Is that a performance fleece? This kid is about to Catch Hands.

Tara proceeds to bear the shit out of this kid, steal his fleece and throw it in a dumpster after she kicks him while he’s down.

Kid caught hands.
by Who stole my shoes? June 19, 2020
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Queef catcher

A man or female orally willing to accept another womans airy vaginal discharge in the hopes of seeking sexual pleasure.
Last night on the phone ,my boyfriend heard my sputtering bologna lipped cunt releasing stank ass pussy farts . The next thing I knew , my door opened , and there he was. That dirty queef catcher couldnt wait for a mouthful of chum .
by MIKE G C/O 96 September 5, 2006
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Blumpkin Catcher

The reciever of the warm brownie in a blumpkin ménage à trois...Eliminates the need for a shitter...
Hey honey your friend Eric would make a great Blumpkin Catcher
by Shizzle Daddy November 10, 2005
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have a catch

an incorrect, non-sensical description of tossing a ball between two people. a catch is not something you can have, it is something you do.
Yo, it's mad cold. Let's have a catch to warm up before the game.
by cromikaze October 10, 2008
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catching planes

Yo cuhz, let's start catching planes.
by mcs October 28, 2010
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catch a quick

Bystander: "Look, that guy's about to catch a quick"

Person 1: "Don't Shoot"

"BOOM"

Bystander: "Oh damn, he sure caught a quick"
by catchaquick January 12, 2011
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