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Car seggs

Usually in rocket league (or real life for professionals); the act of putting one’s exhaust pipe in another’s rear bumper.
Instead of driving to work, I had car seggs. Yes, 3 people died but it was worth it.
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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Car Boy

The male equivalent to Horse Girls, their as annoying and wear car t-shirts. But instead of neighing, they say, "Vroom Vroom", the difference between a race car driver and a Car Boy, is that a race car driver can actually drive fast and good while the other just watches videos on YouTube.
Person 1: Yo, Eren is such a Car Boy.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: He always says vroom vroom, wears car t-shirts and watches race car videos on YouTube.
Person 2: Understandable.
by asawa ni xia August 16, 2020
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Car Soda

Soda kept in the car to quench thirst at any time. The best type is a 16 oz bottle that fits in the cupholder with a cap for freshness.
Honey, we need more car soda for our trip.
by JoaNie September 4, 2013
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Car Queens

Females between 14-16 who will only date older guys so they have easy access to a car. These individuals are also known for flagging down such eligible males on the main street of a town following rejection from nightclubs; usually offering sex as opposed to cash for a run home.
What is it with young girls these days? They are such car queens. They'll get a shock if one of those guys turns out to be a paedophile.
by Rio123 May 11, 2010
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k-car

1. Any Dodge Aries and Plymouth Reliant vehicles or variants.

They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.

Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.

In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.

2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
Pontiac Sunfire: GM's answer to the Chrysler K-Car.
by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005
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car vertigo

When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.
In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!
by ladeebug June 23, 2007
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Car Therapy

The act of talking about your love life, feelings, or anything else fucked up that happened to you inside a car with two friends of yours. This iconic trio must consist of one homosexual friend with a driving license, one female friend with extraordinary red hair, and you. Car therapy has also a mandatory stop at a drive-thru where the driver must explain to the fast-food employee the fucked-up subject of the night.
-Hey my best friend is about to get married to my ex
-OMG, that's so sad, Car Therapy right now, we will stop at McDonald's to see what the cashier thinks about it
by JimTheFabulous January 21, 2022
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