Backwards Captain

When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.

Joshua: I gave Sheila the backwards captain last week. I haven't heard from her since.

by baconlynn August 22, 2016

Captain Extra

A male attention whore/ drama king. Known for acting extra. Hails from Total Drama Island.

Damn, Captain Extra, you'd think Roy Rogers had a personal grudge against you! It's just a missing ketchup packet!

by Sambonater21 October 20, 2015

Captain Kirk

A long, skinny, curvy dick.

Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!

She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.

by fmywet87 March 17, 2016

Captain Todd

Aye aye captain.

Guy#1: who's that dude over there?
Guy#2: Oh him? Yeah, he's Captain Todd. Haven't you heard about him?

by ChrisPierreBacon November 24, 2018

Captain Wide

Captain Wide the leader of world all bow down to Wide Boi (Captain Wide).

"OH LOOK! Theres Captain Wide bow down"

by xx_JakeAdamson_100chromosome_ January 2, 2019

Captain Amerithon

A serial showing of all the Captain America films, typically including only the feature-length Marvel productions, but at times augmented with the shorter, animated pictures such as Captain America vs the Mutant (1964) and / or the live-action 1979 Rod Holcomb masterwork.

Hey guys, it’s July 4th! Wanna grab some brews and have a Captain Amerithon at my place after the fireworks?

by CDillon July 4, 2018

Pussy Captain

A person who is a captain of pussy. Leader of the pussy.

"I am the pussy captain now."

by rev2285 March 8, 2019