caught out

To be caught doing something one should not have been doing. Similar to being jaked.

Billy got caught out by the cops smoking weed.

by BIG SKIP March 31, 2008

jumping the couch

To lose it, go crazy, go mad.

"Tom Cruise really 'jumped the couch' on the Oprah show yesterday. Someone confiscate his crack-pipe!"

by Vanessa Anne September 14, 2005

couch sores

Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.

I need to get up and do something before I end up with couch sores.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

getting caught

When your beating your meat and someone, most likely your mom, walks in and catches you doing it

Tyler: you know what sucks

Dean:what?
Tyler:getting caught

Dean:the fuck does that mean
Tyler:go on urban dictionary
Dean:oh shit your right that does suck

by Ya boi22 November 21, 2017

caught white handed

Getting caught jerking it.

He does jerk it, I caught him white handed.

by Dave- June 29, 2005

couch change

couch change is the loose change that is found in the nooks and crannies of the sofa.

This car runs so economically you can run it on couch change.

by mogulero March 30, 2008

caught in the long grass

An Irish saying for being taken by surprise/caught out/an unforeseen event/unpleasant circumstance etc. Many things could lurk in long grass, such as 'shnækes' and other slithery adversaries, to whom one might owe money for instance.

The grass is long, you can't really see what's about you and hence it makes for a prime ambush spot. Visualise strolling through a meadow and all of a sudden being leapt upon by a prowler in the undergrowth. Rarely used in reference to an actual meadow...moreso as a highly amusing colloquialism when rendered in the local accent.

"Seamus owes me €1000, the fecker. Don't ye worry lads, I'll catch'im in the long grass yet!"

"Mick was caught in the long grass by his dealer for late payment"

Waking up with an unknown, unattractive female would count as having caught oneself in the long grass!

by EI6GXB February 1, 2010