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neopolitan complex

Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.
Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.
by klosiN May 1, 2018
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The Mendozur Complex

The mendozur complex, the act of growing to hate everything over time until nothing interests you.
She is crazy, I heard she suffers from the mendozur complex.
by FilthyWeebTrash April 13, 2020
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Baby momma complex

Where the baby momma refuses to let the dad interfere with his child’s life regardless of custody agreements, and then complains to social media and friends that the baby’s dad “ain’t shit” and that she’s all alone as a parent.
I keep trying to get more time with my son but Amber has a baby momma complex and thinks I’m the worst.
by MasqueradeQueen April 21, 2020
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complex breadstick

this word defines somone who is overlooked until a person gets to know them. it is not a nice word and is "known" as an insult. a person who is complicated and that people shouldn't pay attention to them if not necessary.
semih is really a complex breadstick, i Don't understand why he is popular
by helpfull?? February 18, 2020
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Complex Lesbian

A lesbian who searches for a deep and loving complex relationship. A Complex Lesbian will be around their crush a lot, but also study them from afar to see more of what they’re like. They take notes on personality, and try to find a girl that fits with them perfectly. Complex Lesbians are usually confident, and flirty. Once in a relationship they’re very tender and loving, and will do anything to make their partner happy. They don’t need a lot, all they need is to see their girlfriend smile.
Girl 1: when i had a crush on you, i would also take notes on what you like

Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian

Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
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Durstian Complex

A personality complex in which the person diagnosed frequently exhibits behavior related to excessively pursuing the opposite sex through acts of determination.
That guy does it all for the nookie. He has a Durstian Complex.
by Mr Clean Project November 19, 2020
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Bob Vila complex

Someone who thinks he or she can fix anything or anybody... sonetimes arrogantly or ones own peril
Some doctors have God complex. House had rubinex cube complex and I have a Bob Vila complex
by faking work July 27, 2020
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