senōr burrito

a 10th grade English teacher with no respect towards chickens or other things with feathers, he is a hateful man (not to be confused with penis)

"Senōr Burrito was being hateful yet again"

by howdy_all_yall October 2, 2018

burrito lock

The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.

Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.

Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.

Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.

by PigBat May 13, 2018

Burrito Blunt

A blunt too massive for an average person to consume

Person A: "Damn dude, look at this fat ass Burrito Blunt!"
Person B: "Shit nigga"

by McWeave May 16, 2016

burrito shaming

Judging a mexican restaraunt on the quality of their burritos

"Yeah theyr open 24 hours but they put entire leaves of lettuce and fat tomato slices in the burritos" you are burrito shaming a place

by squarepizza February 28, 2016

burrito

no

-did you do the homework yesterday?
-burrito

by anthony haramzarabi October 14, 2022

Burrito stomach

Stomachache after eating a burrito with rice, beans, carne asada and spicy salsa.

Jim: ahhhhhh . I think I got the burrito stomach.

Lahey: did you eat it with spicy salsa?

Jim: yes sir. (Holds stomach)

Lahey: yup it is the burrito stomach

by Davemarrow March 12, 2021

White Burrito

A sex act where one person with a penis ejaculates into the area between the head and foreskin of another person's penis. The tip of the foreskin is then tied off, sealing the flavor within. To eat a white burrito, simply untie the foreskin and suck out the content.

Do you want to try giving me a White Burrito tonight? I heard it tastes incredible...

by estragSheesh December 11, 2021