blunch

A Blunch is a "Surfer Dude" "Emo Kid" "Preppy Kid" or a "Skater Boy" that usually speaks with the stereotipical surfer talk.
Blunches usually have the long, shoulder length hair: Common hair color is blond, sometimes brown.
Blunches usually tend to think they are "HOT SHIT" ( Cool, Better than everyone else. )

A noun

Surfer kid : Hey bra

Normal Kid : Lets go to BLUNCH!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! <- How you would use it.

by David Gnzo October 19, 2006

benchmark

Used as a catch-all substitute for a similar and more appropriate word that you can't quite remember, acceptable only because of its obvious incorrectness

"You know guys, I'm glad we bought those brownies. That was really a... benchmark moment"

"becca's yanif score just passed 150... she's passed her final... benchmark"

"no mom, I can't help clean right now. I'm working on a... benchmark"

by B-Rizz January 9, 2009

Benching

"Benching": it's the latest craze after "Planking" and ""Neknominate".

Davo was benching when some old bird wanted to sit down on the same bench.

by ChewyAnimal May 1, 2014

binch

A drunken combination of the words 'bitch' and 'bint'. First hatched in a small Somerset village in order to describe a public house landlady.

'Ann is a hun hunchback binch!'

by Ben Cornelius May 14, 2006

T-Bench

The Friends gang sit on their couch in Central Perk drinking coffee, however we dont drink coffee so we sit on a T-Bench in full view of the playground, drinking our Tea out of a thermos.

Oh look, theres the Tea-Girls sitting on the T-Bench!

by essexgal June 2, 2004

banchego

1. An cheese of unknown origin.

2. Greetings given to fellow employees that do not want to be at work that day.

3. response given when a stupid statement was made or a stupid question is asked.

4. a response given when agreeing with someone else when a stupid statemet is made or a stupid question was asked.

1. hey what kind of cheese is that? i dont know, banchego?

2. banchego my brother

by sysops666 October 25, 2010

bench fucking

Much like bench racing (i.e. estimating how one's car will kick another's car's ass, based purely on horsepower and feel of said cars; often done while kickin' back a few brews with your bros), bench fucking includes, but is not limited to, drooling over/ogling a girl/woman and relating to your friends what you would do to her or whether you would even consider taking her out. Can also be used with innuendos (I'd like to check under her hood!)

Vinny: "Man, check out that fine honey over there!"
Pauly: "Damn son! I'd like to give her a pearl necklace and probe her holes!"
Tony: "You two need to quit bench fucking chicks and actually get some pussy!"

by thejewishcarguy October 6, 2011