brocialism

Combination of "bro" and "socialism". Derogatory term for people on the left who oppose identity politics and intersectionality. Mostly used by radicalised liberals who don't understand marxism and SJWs from Twitter , Reddit and Tumblr.

"Opposing IdPol is brocialism, you nazbol!"

by sousedovictony May 1, 2019

broccoli spears

The green miniature trees chopped up in a bag found in ur grocer's frozen vegetable aisle.. also synonymous to the infamous britney spears

Tonight im having ramen noodles, hardboiled eggs and broccoli spears!!!! yaaaa

by rachel January 13, 2005

Brocus Pocus

The act of a male fingering his own asshole during masterbation or otherwise.

"dude, i totally pulled brocus pocus while beating off"
"what??"
"..nothing"

by L-sos October 26, 2008

Brocade

The intervention and blocking by brothers and/or guy friends when an ex, spouse, or another chick like her friend is either trying to cause issues with your current chick or a chick you are trying to pick up. Or if your chick shows up at a place she just shouldn't be.

Similar to a blockade...

When my future wife showed up at my bachelor party my friends and brothers formed a Brocade at the door and wouldn't let her in.

by Watchguy June 12, 2009

brocus

the act of focusing on any type of school work when you could be or were in the process of getting high as shit with your brajhs and also polishing off brewskis, possibly getting your D wet from some sweet biddies.

Bro 1: BRAJH I totally got done that 6-page term while getting the D wet from Tony's sister.

Bro 2: How the fuck did you do that?

Bro 1: The amount of brocus required drained my energy to the point where I slept 23 hours the next day and misses my class and failed the paper. Fuck life brah. Wanna get shit-faced?

Bro 2: Fuck yeah. Let's get wrecked.

by brostradamusIV October 25, 2009

Brocessity

A necessity to keep up your "bro" status.

If the waves are good and you are in a predicament that will not allow you to go surfing, it is a "brocessity" that you get out of it and go surfing.

by brocessity August 22, 2010

Brockhampton

A bunch of gay guys who fuck each other sometimes and tape their moans and sell them as music

Brockhampton is the best boy band since big time rush

by Vaginalcavity February 22, 2019