beaver weasel

It's a farting game. The object of the game is after one commits the deed, all others in the surrounding area have but mere nanoseconds to touch wood with one hand, whilst placing the thumb of the free hand atop the head, wiggling their fingers and screaming "Beaver Weasel"...the last person to do so, is the loser and figuratively earns the title of "Fart Eater Extradionaire". Originally played in the halls of Montezuma.

Sylvia Louise enters five seconds after her asshole trumpets her arrival, causing a great panic amongst the group assembled, as each person looks for a piece of wood, Sylvia pulls a wooden spatula from behind her back and places her dainty hand upon on her head, fingers a wiggling and triumphantly screams "Beaver Weasel, you ate it!"

by SkunksGet a bad rap July 13, 2007

Beaverskittle

"beaverskittles"sweet tasting foods that are often found in a womans vagaina. derived from the greek word beeverskitolas which means "sugar pussy" synonymns "candypuss" and "vagsweets" antynymns "sour poos" and "herpes treats"

I cant wait to enjoy a nice beaverskittle tonight...I hope it comes with gravy and cranberries

by 5656e4fdgjlfg January 22, 2010

Jungle Beaver

When women don't get a Brazilian wax, or any kind of shaving of the genitalia area at all, that's when the beaver becomes a Jungle Beaver.

I was going down that bitch but her pubes got stuck between my teeth. I turned on the lights and then I saw the biggest Jungle Beaver ever!!.

by Lorenzoloves March 16, 2009

beaver leaver

A male who appears to have an allergy to pussy & swings toward boaby's instead

My mate paul is a beaver leaver 'fucking poof'

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

Meat Beaver

A beaver that lurks in the shadows to pounce on some unsuspecting cunt. Also known as, a vag badger.

Hey, Andy!!! Did you see that meat beaver? It looked hungry.

by sir montavious January 24, 2006

Beaver Fever

A love for the protagonist in Rugby's greatest redemption story: Stephen Donald.

Sluzzas had huge Beaver Fever post- Rugby World Cup 2011

by roger76478 October 30, 2011

Beaverfuzz

A small fur bearing rodent that can swallow tube snake whole.
A lightly tufted python goblin.
The slightly retarded youngest son of Ward and June Cleaver.
A short, ugly, not so clever member of the Castor family.
A close relation to the beevalot.

I really need to get me some Beaverfuzz or I'm going to explode.

by Rock Hard October 21, 2005