Negro Beans

The Answer to Everything

Having Marital Problems? Negro Beans!
Being Incarcerated for Fraud? Negro Beans!
Want an abortion? Negro Beans!

John, I want a divorce.

John: Negro Beans!

by Whatthefuckamidoing3 July 20, 2021

Bean Blanket

Easier to say instead of tortilla, but for only holding beans. Beat when warm.

Man, burritos are only good if you bean blanket is warm.

by ThesePancakesAreTiny May 16, 2011

Bait Beans

When something is so unbelievably obvious, the simple bait simply will not do.

"Oh my god, she just opened a can of bait beans."

by .Blue February 18, 2009

bean clean

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.

if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean

by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013

Bean Queen

The female version of a Soy Boy. Generally has lesbian leanings and is a vegan. No assertiveness and can usually be found apologising and cowering in the corner.

I need someone to look after my dog on New Years Eve. I’ll ask Jenny, she won’t say no she’s a scared little bean queen.

by davebogroll October 14, 2020

Beans Jump

A type of trickjump that makes no fucking sense anymore as to what it is

Xdxboxjaja: Hey guys, I found a new beans jump!

everyone else: what the fuck is beans anymore

by JiggsGuy November 10, 2019

bean astronaut

amogus

yo dude the fire alarm looks like that one bean astronaut

sus

by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021