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bean fracking

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.
I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.
by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011
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Bean Chub

Its a clit boner!
That guys hot, he's giving me a serious bean chub!
by PingDing!! June 20, 2011
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Bean bloke

An odd type of fellow who often poses with orange hair and has a beanish aroma. Their heads are often 'bean' shaped and with this comes significant advantages in the realm of bean cooking, tasting and philosophy. Many often work for the head beanist (currently Sean Bean) who is the leader of the Beanism movement.
"Oi bruv! That Anthony fella is meant to be a bean bloke!" exclaimed Timothy.

"Blooming heck matey! I believe you are right!?" cried Frederick.

"We should be cautious around that porbis, that's for sure." replied Timothy
by Bean_man!11 February 11, 2023
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Bean Lamp

A very fuckindumb person
Avoid people as dumb as this
Wow, that boy Ethan, he is most definitely a Bean Lamp
by faggotdeluxe259 December 20, 2018
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gookin on beans

When you’re tripping on meth or any other hard drug. When you’re tweaking
Hey, did you see mom in the kitchen? She’s so high, I’m sure she’s gookin on beans!
by The.basixx December 29, 2018
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flickin the bean

She was flickin the bean in the bathroom before her shower
by Sailormike June 26, 2018
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scoob bean

The bit of shit that gets in your mouth when you’re eating a poohole.
No better surprise than a scoob bean when you’re eating ass.
by Coach Scoob Bean August 30, 2018
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