Bean Bag

To 'bean bag' is to fart in a sleeping bag after a campfire meal that includes baked beans and hold the top closed with someone inside. If you're especially perverse, you may choose to close yourself in the sleeping bag to marinate in your own butt funk.

The camping version of a 'ditch oven.'

Jordan: That was a delicious meal, honey! ::FART!::
(Jordan quickly scrambles out of the sleeping bag and pulls it over Beth's head while she gags in horror.)
Beth: That's disgusting! Must we always do this when we're camping? I'm going to stop making beans if you cotinue to bean bag me every camping trip.

by The Real Beth January 12, 2012

bean dip

The expression used to describe a person of Hispanic origin in the act of swimming nude across a river in order to gain illegal access to the United States.

"Look at that poor Bean Dip, we better shoot him before he can cross"

by Andrew#6WAHS March 23, 2008

bean dip

A Mexican Baptism, Christening

When a person of Hispanic descent is baptized or christened ...this we call a bean dip!

by Bean There September 28, 2006

bean out

1. The act of leaving work without actually clocking out to say you've done so.

2. Fudging your time card.

3. Doing something excessively "ghetto" in nature.

"Hey dude, I'm gunna bean out and head to 7-11, wanna come?"

"Hey dude, check it out, I fixed my wallet chain with a paper clip!"
"Dude, you totally beaned out.."

by Jamiebanger November 4, 2007

bean smash

a variation of the bean dip where instead of flicking the boob, you press/smush it into the body with the palm of your hand.

Kat: *Bean dips John* HAHAHAHA
John: Bitch! *Bean smashes Kat*
Kat: SEXUAL ABUSE!!!!

by jdisamazing November 25, 2007

bean time

Simply means it is time to eat. Usually heard in old Western films when food (beans) cooking or heating over the fire is ready.

"Tie up the horses and grab a tin y'all; it's bean time!

by Teak360 May 1, 2008

bean taco

after fucking a chick, you turn around and dump in her pussy. then you proceed to fuck her some more with the shit in her pussy

Zack, the sick fuck, bean taco'ed Seans mom while Sean was in teh other room... twice.

by cyco101 December 15, 2004