Ball Fight

Ball fight is a game where to ball sacks aggressively hit each other.
Rules:
1. No clothing allowed
2. Must bow and say no home before starting
3. No condoms
4. Have to use lube
5. Must have gay pornography in background

6. Last to cum wins
7. Must cuddle after words

He asked me into his room to have a ball fight

by Don’t die December 19, 2019

Hospital Ball

In contact sports for example Rugby League, the Act of passing the football when you are too scared to take the hit up on your own, Instead passing the football late to a team mate putting them in a position where they will get hit hard by the opposition, potentially putting them into hospital .

Ryan has just thrown a real late ball, He should have taken the hit himself, What a hospital ball. Classic Ryan.

by #g&jl October 8, 2019

shadow balling

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.

Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?

by Steel Can July 10, 2016

the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

by Special needs student September 1, 2012

Balls to Buttcheeks

A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.

" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."

"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."

by Archibald M.W. Pinchback April 20, 2012

Ball Shat

The dry shit on the back of ones ballsack, usually caused by wiping from back to front.

"When little Katie tripped, she smelled that old guy's ball shat."

by Detective Shitgrin McGee December 16, 2011

Lemmy's balls

A meme that's been around since Lemmy was introduced to Mario Maker 2. A YouTuber named Smashy then used it as a pun in his Mythbuster series. Lemmy's thrown balls are literally indestructible, not even Yoshi can eat them. Its only weakness is a fucking wall.

A: Hey, you see that Lemmy over there?
B: Yeah, let's touch Lemmy's balls haha.
A: Good idea.

by CreepyGlider February 9, 2021