skate board to eye guy

This term is used by the skating comunity
it is a term that is used to describe a skater who has a black eye or when the skate board comes in contact with someones eye

yo dude i pulled a skateboard to eye guy today at the park i was trying to do a kick flip and the board kicked under me and got me in the eye

the term comes from the show bill nye the science guy
the term is relativley close to bill nye the science guy and is often sung with the theme song

"skate board to eye guy
skate,skate,skate skate
skate board to eye guy

this term derived from influence on the southern California culture and was featured on a video called beard no beard this arose the popularity and was the start to this saying
it is no used on a common bases in Connecticut and the eastern side of the united states

by jaju baller June 26, 2008

Long Boarder

A person who finds joy in riding a long-board or longer skateboard

Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.

Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.

The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.

Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.

Skater 1: Do you know mark that douche bag that does art?

Skater:2 Yeah

Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder

Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day

by HircineXex August 22, 2010

Zune Boards

A board where a bunch of losers define things on Urban Dictionary.

They also like to use Zunes and hate the iPod touch for good reasons.

Everyday shoutbox...

<Person1> Haha insert username isn't defined yet
<Person2> (zomg face)
<Person3> (>8|)
<Person4> Zune Boards ! I need help with mah zoon

by caekpieh March 6, 2010

Jamaican Board Wax

A sexual act in which a man takes a runny shit on a woman's chest, rubs it all over her, jumps on her stomach, and rides her down a flight of stairs.

I gave this bitch a Jamaican Board Wax last night and she broke her nose. It was awesome.

by Dick Fishburg November 18, 2007

Board Samurai

a person with an high rank/post count on a message board that picks on noobs. refers to the feudal era when samurais were considered olf high rank, and shunned average citizens.

stupid Board Samurai thinks he can talk down to me just because he has a higher post count.

by v1cious June 14, 2005

bonaduce

A euphemism for a "bowel movement" or the actual items from the bowel movement.

I had a wicked Bonaduce after that Thai dinner last night. Or, You should have seen the size of that bonaduce I dropped!

by Timseltown October 21, 2011

Bora Beyoglu

One who is Turkish. Loves to run through other peoples countries and destroy things. He loves sarika legge. The word Bora also means one who thinks he is smart

"Dude how do you think you did on that test"
My name is Bora Beyoglu I probably only got a 95

Three Days Later
Damnit I got a 74.

by Campbell Meckert October 19, 2013