boner toast 

That magical time when you get a boner when your high.

"last night i got real high and then POOF boner toast."

boner toast by kingjoker13 January 27, 2014

Boner King 

People Who Work at Burger King With Large Boners.

I Just Had Lunch at Boner King.

Boner King by Kjman February 16, 2015

boner phone 

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.

"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"

boner phone by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015

Boner Check 

When something possibly sexual happens in a game of Dungeons & Dragons and the Dungeon Master wants to see if a character will pop a boner, or, if female, simply become aroused

"I want to flirt with the elf."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."

Boner Check by DMTice40 August 1, 2015

Boner Hill

When you penis is erect and penetrates your bed sheet and forms a hill.

I noticed my boner hill this morning

Boner Hill by Koji L. September 7, 2016

Boner Break

When your boner is so strong and hard it rips through your undies and pants. Mostly common in extremely strong people like Chuck Norris, and other individuals with rock hard cocks with strength stronger than most men.

"Dude, so that hot teacher Jessica was teaching class today on Sexual Health and I was so hard I had a boner break and everyone saw my rock hard cock"

Boner Break by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017

Boner Doner 

n. mistake donation

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I donate mistakes.'" - Hubie's Mom

Boner Doner by mrsdubois October 12, 2020