I spent last night with Danny. He may not look like much, but, man he can kiss the bean. I must have come a million times.
by #HappyHoney# July 18, 2014

Used to comment that something unfortunate cannot be fixed or helped, and usually also that the speaker does not seem to care that this is the case. Basically a colloquial form of “Tough!” as in “Well, that’s too bad!”
Jake: “Ben, I want seven cupcakes like you have. I hate having only six cupcakes!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”
by JMC70 July 13, 2020

the most perfect guy you could think of. you're lucky to have him and you love spending time with him. just looking at him gives you butterflies and you just wanna hug him all the time. you make each other smile just by looking at the other.
by whydoesitmatter June 14, 2017

Sally was sitting on the couch wiggling her butt and it made a fart sound, I know she was wiggling out a bean stinkle.
by HuffHouse January 18, 2022

The female version of a Soy Boy. Generally has lesbian leanings and is a vegan. No assertiveness and can usually be found apologising and cowering in the corner.
I need someone to look after my dog on New Years Eve. I’ll ask Jenny, she won’t say no she’s a scared little bean queen.
by davebogroll October 14, 2020

by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021
