Birthday Bastard

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.

A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.

by theSinWack June 9, 2023

the hooded bastard

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.

Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it

by viddie July 16, 2008

Ass holin' bastard

An annoying person, especially one that is oblivious to the unique problems that they create within the world around them.

This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.

Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.

They also always remain a bastard.

"Wait... we had $10 left on the card. I just checked the bank account online. Who went to the $8 Chinese buffet, instead of carefully planning $10 worth of groceries to last us until payday!?!?"

"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."

by MelissaNicole37902 March 29, 2017

Omar al-Bashir

The dumbass former president of Sudan, actually, more of like the worst dictator of the 21st century.

After more than 30 years in power, he has been ousted and arrested in 11th of April. Tens of thousands of demonstrators marched through Khartoum, some chanting "It has fallen, we won".

“My boss is the worst, Omar al Bashir bas( just like) “
“You stole my god damn cake, ya Omar al-Bashir inty( you) !! “

by BobbyHall April 11, 2019

big fat bastard

Sesh lord, super skinny and funny. All round a good chick.

Do you follow Georgia on Instagram? She is such a big fat bastard

by Gageh April 19, 2020

Fuck Shite Bastard

A phrase used by Leitrim culchies when they make a mistake or hurt themselves.

Eamon: hai soft lad hand me that there board like a hood man.
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt

by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.

That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021