person1: dude, i was beating off last night and my dad walked in and said, "hey, that chicks hot, son" then he whipped it out and started jerking it too
person2: dude, that's awkward...
person2: dude, that's awkward...
by gingerbreadman37 October 13, 2015
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in a sentence- kelly was doing very awkward things today.
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by Ryan Kraemer September 22, 2005
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similar concept to an awkward turtle , an awkward tornado is when one puts their hands out to either side, and spins around whilst shouting "AWKWARD TURTLE" at the top of their lungs, to diffuse tension in a super awkward situation.
used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.
the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.
used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.
the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.
Brett: Hey check that milf over there, she's well fit. I so would.
Will: Dude... that's my mum.
Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!
Will: Dude... that's my mum.
Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!
by kingofyall May 9, 2010
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aman: hey kelle we brought your boyfriend
patrick: rofl
kyle: well that was a load of cross campus awkwardness
patrick: rofl
kyle: well that was a load of cross campus awkwardness
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Awkward Pause is the name of an Improvisation troupe based out of Denver, Colorado. The troupe has six members, all in high school.
"Hey, I'm bored, what should we do tonight?"-girl #1
"Oh i know! Let's go see Awkward Pause perform!"-Girl #2
"Oh i know! Let's go see Awkward Pause perform!"-Girl #2
by AwkwardPauseImprov July 25, 2009
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Person A: (in reference to a dude met on a dating app on her phone) He asked me for my number so we could talk on the phone and get to know each other better.
Person B: Did you give it to him?
Person A: No, I told him I felt more comfortable talking over email at first and asked if we could exchange email addresses instead.
Person B: Oh good, what did he say?
Person A: he said "sure what would you like to know" WTF
Person B: uhhh..so no email address?
Person A: nope!
Person B: maybe he's a social awktard
Person B: Did you give it to him?
Person A: No, I told him I felt more comfortable talking over email at first and asked if we could exchange email addresses instead.
Person B: Oh good, what did he say?
Person A: he said "sure what would you like to know" WTF
Person B: uhhh..so no email address?
Person A: nope!
Person B: maybe he's a social awktard
by Lula Brinkli August 25, 2013
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