arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Cake and arse party

Slang term for an Officer's cocktail party. From the Royal Navy.

Not another butt licking cake and arse party (When a meeting is called by those in charge whose ego is in need of a massage)

by jetfueldrinker April 13, 2005

arse about/around

Verb. To mess around, to waste time.

"Stop arsing about and polish the bloody car!"

"Yes mum."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

seen her arse

Yorkshire phrase signifying when a woman is in a bad mood, as she might be if she actually saw just how big her arse was.

Husband: What's for dinner love?
Wife: Fuck off and cook yourself for once!!
Husband: (to himself) Someone's seen her arse...

by Denver Chaplin August 13, 2005

tan yer arse

when you've done something wrong and get put over someones knee with a bum slap as punishment.

You: (does something bad)
Mum: Do that again son and I'll tan yer arse!

by Whatta.Prick June 18, 2020

On the bones of my arse

On the bones of my arse

I’ve hit rock bottom’ I’m on the bones of my arse’
Ie very low point, poor, so thin when you sit down you can feel the bones in your pelvis

by Rolleroy May 15, 2022

Tear Arse Ripper

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.

Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.

by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010